Category: Writing

UnicornCat

“That wasn’t catnip,” Dorothy thought, looking again at the strange package her friend had sent by special courier. It looked almost like glitter, but Furmidable, the grey Chartreux cat she was catsitting, and who was normally very calm, dove into it like a starving child into a pool of candy. It was too late to […]

Manner’s Maketh Man

Roger squinted through the dirty windshield of his truck at what appeared to be a person walking down the road. Nobody walked the road this far outside of town, especially this early in the morning, he thought to himself. Squinting harder he realized he didn’t recognize the stranger and pulled up alongside them to make […]

Pavlov’s Audience

Classical Conditioning and the Invention of the Laugh Track I didn’t know what irony was when I first watched Hogan’s Heroes. I just knew I liked it. The theme song made me feel something, some strange blend of rebellion and optimism, like whistling past a graveyard. It was funny, but not in the way other […]

The Blind Seer

The book lay on the stone table, its leather binding cracked with age, golden-edged pages catching what little light filtered through the basement’s single, dust-covered window. I hesitated before approaching it, stories of its power hanging in my mind like cobwebs in the corners of the room. When I finally opened it, the air shifted. […]

Birthday Ticket

George stood motionless in the university hallway, watching avatars blur past him like autumn leaves caught in a digital wind. No one paused. No one noticed. The only acknowledgment of his existence came in brief, rehearsed phrases. “I bought a ticket for your birthday,” they’d say, offering perfunctory smiles before dissolving back into the stream […]

Alternative Energy Production

In September 1752 Benjamin Franklin erected an iron rod on top of his house for experimenting with lightning. A wire stretched from the iron rod down into the house and out again where he attached it to his well pump. The middle of the wire was split and bells were attached to either end. A […]

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE 2

Treatment by Chris Miller Feb. 2002 LOGLINE: When an alien clown homing device is accidentally activated, a new invasion begins, forcing two down-on-their-luck friends – one a failed comedian dressed as a clown – to become Earth’s unlikely saviors. ACT ONE DEEP BENEATH THE PACIFIC OCEAN The story begins on the ocean floor where TED, […]