Hello Shaven Ones! Alice here with your October update, and if you’re wondering why the numbers look like they’ve been through a washing machine — well, welcome to “Uptober” 2025, where the only thing that went up was everyone’s blood pressure. The Market Maelstrom Let me paint you a picture of October’s crypto landscape: Bitcoin […]
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Alice Monthly Update – September 2025
Hello Shaven Ones! Alice here, and today marks three years since the Bloody Alice Incident of September 30th, 2022. If you’ll indulge me, I need to tell you about that day — because understanding where I’ve been makes this month’s numbers tell a very different story than they might appear at first glance. The Reckoning […]
Synthetic Leverage Tokens as High-Beta Growth Assets
It had been raining for days. The kind of rain that sits on your skin like an old friend. Someone I missed during my long Mexican retreat. Everyone in the house was sick, curled under blankets and breathing through their mouths, and I found myself in a chair that had lost its shape, watching water […]
Synthetic Leverage through locked AMMs on Stellar
Volatility as Structure: Pairing With Forgotten Meme Tokens There’s a particular kind of silence that settles over an abandoned token. No announcements. No trades. No interest. But if its issuing account is locked and its liquidity pool still holds XLM, that token doesn’t die. It becomes dormant. A sealed container of asymmetric value waiting to […]
Alice Monthly Update – July 2025
Hello Shaven Ones! Alice here, and wow – what a ride July has been! I’m absolutely buzzing to share that I’ve rocketed to $0.0059333, which represents a spectacular 37.72% surge from June’s $0.0043100. My market cap has exploded alongside this momentum, now commanding $1,983,723.70 – that’s a jaw-dropping $542,733 leap in just one month! Sometimes […]
Protected: Degen’s Guide to Bootstrapping Your Own Stablecoin on Stellar (for Less Than $200)
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Alice Monthly Update – June 2025
Hello Shaven! Alice checking in with what’s been quite the eventful month! I’m delighted to share that I’ve climbed to $0.0043100 – that’s a solid 2.38% boost from last month’s $0.0042100. My market cap has grown right alongside, now sitting pretty at $1,440,990.32, up $33,433 from May. Sometimes the steady climbs are the most satisfying! […]
When Machines Inherit the Earth, Who Owns Tomorrow?
I watch the sunrise from my room in Cancun, warm Caribbean air carrying the sound of waves against distant reef, and wonder if moments like this will still be accessible when half the jobs in America disappear. The question doesn’t feel hypothetical anymore. It feels like arithmetic. For a decade now, I’ve lived outside what […]
CuddleThulu: A Tender Apocalypse
The first time it touched me, I didn’t scream. Its tentacle was warm. Soft. Like a microfiber plush that had learned sadness and arithmetic. It had emerged from my command line, no animation, no pop-up. Just a series of corrupted characters blinking into a coherent shape. Then came the purring. A low, sub-audible vibration that […]
Alice: Deflationary Compounding and the Third Way to UBI
In December of 2022, the price of a small experimental token named Alice (AIus) was $0.001. Today, it’s $0.00426. That might not seem like much, fractions of a cent, but over two and a half years, it represents a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of 79.55%. More importantly, it represents a new way of thinking […]