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The full list of reasons that you might be Hiker Trash. I’ve had a fun run making up these “You might be Hiker Trash,” quotes and tweeting them for hikers and backpackers populating both Twitter and my Facebook feed.

If anyone has a reason that isn’t on the list feel free to post it in the comment section below. Other than that, here they are, enjoy.

If you hang out in a bathroom to charge your cell phone or camera, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you calculate the cost per calorie of fast food to determine what you eat, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you have used Duct Tape instead of Band-Aids, you’re probably Hiker Trash

When your gear replacement is sent General Delivery to a town you found on a map, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you have ever eaten a can of cake frosting for a pre-dinner snack, you’re probably Hiker Trash

When you added Gummi Bears to your Ramen noodles, yeah, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you’ve ever slept on a picnic table, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you have ever stealth camped where everyone could see and went to sleep anyway, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you have ever skipped the .1 mile side trail to a view point to put in more miles, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you’ve ever slept with your headlamp on, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you hitched a ride who makes an excuse to stop and let you out, and you know it’s because you stink, you guessed it, Hiker Trash

If you have ever said, “It only hurts when I walk,” then kept hiking, you’re probably Hiker Trash

When you used the excuse that Tang kills Giardia to drink untreated water, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you carry 15 pounds of food and consider that three days worth, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you have ever resupplied toilet paper in a fast food restaurant bathroom, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you’ve ever had an ice cream headache from dunking your head in a river, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you’ve ever eaten a hot meal out of a Ziplock bag, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you’ve ever hiked faster because a town just off the trail has pizza and beer, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If how bad you have to go to the bathroom changes depending on the weather outside your tent, then you might be Hiker Trash

If you have ever eaten a lunch consisting exclusively of spoonfuls of peanut butter, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you’ve ever scoffed at a hiker with a spreadsheet of daily mileage, you’re probably Hiker Trash

When you added extra condiments because it meant more calories, you’re probably Hiker Trash

When you’re not even halfway through one hike and already planning the next, you’re probably Hiker Trash

If you use your bear can for an end table you’re probably Hiker Trash

When you used the same bandanna to blow your nose, wash your face and clean your cook pot in the same day, yep, Hiker Trash

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